May 2013
morrissarty:
cheeky-jackharries:
avatar-rokuu:
veryscarytwist:
how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS
AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS
AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS
what
ianthe:
schmergo:
ianthe:
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an...
falloutyoungmale:
I write sins not five page research papers
Hellogoodbye Almost Done With New Album
marissacre:
infectiousmag:
Hellogoodbye have almost finished their newest album. Check out a tweet from the band here.
Maybe they’ll even release it before I turn 90.
chekhov:
we were talking about genetics in science class and this girl was like “my dad is colorblind” and I was like “did he pick out that outfit for you?” And everyone laughed and I didn’t get in trouble because everyone fucking hates Ilanna because she yells when she talks
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person: are you athletic?
me: i run
person: oh sweet
me: *whispers* a blog.
me: i'm gonna make you mine
me: *right click, save image as*
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you can't trust anyone but yourself.
because even friends will screw you over.
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
masterofpowerslaves:
thenerdfighterkid:
slydig:
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
i’m positively skewed towards statistics puns
Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together
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haithinkimfunny:
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
sodamnrelatable:
i know what u are
ur skin is pale white and ice cold, you don’t go out in the sunlight
say it
a blogger
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The Maine CD signing
about to leave in a little bit
then the show.
:o
cannot wait! :))
